Good student

Imagine the scene from the Christmas Story when Ralphie is delivering a Christmas gift to Miss Shields. In this scene, all of the students place an apple on their teacher's desk and return to their seats. Ralphie, on the otherhand, gives Miss Shields a huge fruit basket, and stops to daydream a bit about her reaction to his gift.

In this apple commercial, students would also file through a line and place an apple on their teacher's desk. But, when the Ralphie character gets to her desk, he would hand her an iPod!

iTeam

Who said there was no I in team?

Apple Core

this is simply what mac users should refer to their hard drives as

iPatch

*the iPatch is either the "nicotine patch" for apple users, because we all know they are addicted

or

*the iPatch is an illegal product for criminals who like to "pirate" information from others computers

or

*the iPatch is a functional piece of equipment that actual serves a purpose when it connects to your computer